Brocabulary
Author | : Daniel Maurer |
Publisher | : Harper Collins |
Total Pages | : 244 |
Release | : 2008-09-24 |
ISBN-10 | : 9780061981876 |
ISBN-13 | : 0061981877 |
Rating | : 4/5 (76 Downloads) |
Book excerpt: Bro-cab-u-lary (n.): A revolutionary new lexicon for bonding with your bros Put down your BlackBerry, you PDA-hole, and step into the testosterzone with Brocabulary. Wax fandiloquent about your favorite team or have a fargone-versation at the bar. Brocabulary leaves the vagibberish to the chicks and shows you how to: Define your stripping point (the precise number of Jäger shots it takes to make a woman want to get naked with you). Conceal a bangover after a night of excessive sex. Elect yourself the next Abraham Drinkin' and make an Inebriation Proclamation ("Four whores and seven beers ago . . ."). Stop brocrastinating! It's time to become everyone's guydol by leaving your mark on dudescussions for generations to come.