Christmas on Crack
Download or Read eBook Christmas on Crack PDF written by Carlton Mellick Iii and published by . This book was released on 2010-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
| Author | : Carlton Mellick Iii |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2010-12 |
| ISBN-10 | : 1936383381 |
| ISBN-13 | : 9781936383382 |
| Rating | : 4/5 (81 Downloads) |
Book Synopsis Christmas on Crack by : Carlton Mellick Iii
Book excerpt: It's the dark and seedy side of Christmas that you didn't know about. A Christmas underworld where Santa gets dominated by peppermint women and Frosty is a transvestite stripper. There's elf sluts, toy orgies, and giant flesh-eating Christmas crabs that shoot lasers. That's right. Lasers. It's the holiday season, bitches, so strap on your sugar plum ball gag, bend yourself over the Yule log, and get ready for Kris Kringle to shove some Christmas cheer up your ass!
