Football Jokes

Download or Read eBook Football Jokes PDF written by Macmillan Adult's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
Football Jokes
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Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Total Pages : 116
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ISBN-10 : 9781447259831
ISBN-13 : 1447259831
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Book Synopsis Football Jokes by : Macmillan Adult's Books

Book excerpt: Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.


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