New Zealand with a Hobbit Botherer

Download or Read eBook New Zealand with a Hobbit Botherer PDF written by John Gisby and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
New Zealand with a Hobbit Botherer
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Publisher : Lulu.com
Total Pages : 220
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ISBN-10 : 9781411656444
ISBN-13 : 141165644X
Rating : 4/5 (44 Downloads)

Book Synopsis New Zealand with a Hobbit Botherer by : John Gisby

Book excerpt: What should you do if your spouse becomes addicted to the Lord of the Rings movies and swoons at the very mention of Orlando Bloom's name? (Thud. Quick, fetch the smelling salts.) How about taking the advice of a strange apparition that reveals itself in a dream? An apparition that looks remarkably like the director of the movies, Peter Jackson, but not quite remarkably enough to prompt legal action. An apparition that recommends touring New Zealand in an effort to prove that its sheep pastures aren't really filled by frolicking Hobbits. Just sheep and the occasional zorbing local. This is the hilarious tale of such a tour, featuring snow capped mountains and turquoise lakes, flightless birds and flying cattle, bungy jumping grannies and the carrot mafia, strange yellow eyes peering up from a road map and hotel receptionists always desperate to know win you are living.


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