Suck Less
Author | : Willam Belli |
Publisher | : Hachette UK |
Total Pages | : 469 |
Release | : 2016-10-18 |
ISBN-10 | : 9781455566211 |
ISBN-13 | : 1455566217 |
Rating | : 4/5 (11 Downloads) |
Book excerpt: The only lie told more often than "No, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "It gets better." Well, a lotta times it don't. Sometimes it just sucks less. But I promise you: where there's a Willam, there's a way. But this isn't all about me (for once). It's about you and how you can Suck Less at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person. I've got clap backs and life hacks and tips on classing up a simple grab-and-run lifting spree to the much more dignified act of larceny. Super-important life stuff with my own special, secret fag- swag sauce. So welcome to Willam's School of Bitchcraft and Wiggotry. Class is in session. With a foreword from Neil Patrick Harris.