The Self-Destruction Handbook
Author | : Adam Wasson |
Publisher | : Crown |
Total Pages | : 162 |
Release | : 2004-05-25 |
ISBN-10 | : 9781400050338 |
ISBN-13 | : 1400050332 |
Rating | : 4/5 (38 Downloads) |
Book excerpt: REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS Let’s face it, there are thousands of books out there to help you avoid self-destructive behavior—but what fun is that? Welcome to the first book designed to help you not help yourself. Here you’ll find unsound advice on everything from engineering a revenge affair to picking the gateway drug that’s best for you. Chapters include: • 12 Steps to a Drinking “Problem” • Condoms Are for Suckers • How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days • And more! As you travel down the road to self-destruction, let this hedonistic handbook be your guide. It may steer you wrong—in fact, it’s sure to do so—but when being wrong is this much fun, who wants to be right?