The Official Dog I. Q. Test

Book excerpt: Is your dog smarter than you are? Could be. In any case, your dog may well be smarter than you think. Want to find out his true potential? Easy. Give him or her The Official Dog IQ Test. Now you're barking up the right tree. Here are some tell-tail hints about your dog's intelligence. On hearing your whistle, does your dog: a) hide in the laundry basket; b) check the tea kettle; c) listen for further instructions; d) whistle back, and continue trimming his toenails. Once you and your pet have answered this and the book's other multiple-choice questions, simply add up your dog's total points and refer to the handy rating scale. Points are awarded for cunning, doggedness, determination, and other quintessential canine characteristics. A certificate of achievement is included at the end of the book. It's ready to be filled in with your dog's official IQ score and is suitable for framing. Tested on hundreds of dogs, this book takes an entertaining look at the canine mind. Whether your dog digs for bones of archaeological significance or merely chews his tail, The Official Dog IQ Test will tell you where your dog ranks among the top thinkers of our time.